- I want you, get undressed! - I already gave it to you, dad

Yeah, I don't wear underwear at home. That's no reason for my stepdad to get between my legs

I slept with a friend's mom 😍 It was my first sex, I became a man

And my fucker's son fucks better, and why didn't I let him before

Blackmailing your stepmother is not good, but otherwise she won't let 🤷‍♂

- Shocker, my stepdad asked me for a blowjob! - I'll fuck you, you're 18 years old

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

The guy told me to fuck off, but fine, I've already found someone to fuck me

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

I thought you were experienced, so I gave it to you And this is your first time, son

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

What are you saying, you've never sucked a dick? Here's your father's dick, learn

She didn't suck me off, and now she wants a face flop. I fuck better than a guy, right?

I thought it was a courier, but it's an old friend, so much for cheating on my husband

I'm not a whore and I don't give to anyone! But for money, yes, I do (even to my stepfather)

Oh, my friend's mom fell on my dick. I fucked her while her husband was out

She fucked her boss before she was fired so she'd know who she'd lost

She fucked someone else for money, so what? With you, it's love, that's the main thing

I won't scold you for being late, but I'm sure I'll fuck that babysitter

I offered sex for fun, and she showed me her tits and wanted to suck me off

I don't cheat for a guy, but blackmail, yeah, I'm starting to suck

What are you waiting for? Suck your stepdad's dick and tell your mom it's a family matter